Would you East Coast men please stop being so stylish?
Posted on August 29th, 2011 by admin
You are causing earthquakes according to this preacher who thinks he knows exactly what God is thinking and can interpret every single natural event accordingly….
VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) – Evangelist Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program by saying that yesterday’s mild East Coast earthquake was God’s revenge on people “who act kind of gay.”
“All across the Eastern seaboard, there are men who get manicures, wear designer eyewear and know about thread counts,” Rev. Robertson. “God finds this somewhat gay-like behavior confusing, and He responded by getting mildly peeved.”
The televangelist warned that if Americans persist in their “seemingly sort-of-gay behavior,” the country should brace itself for additional ambiguous acts of retaliation from the Almighty.
“God will strike back at people who act sort of gay with all kinds of mild responses,” he said. “If you keep getting pedicures and facials, you can expect two to three inches of rain and some really hot humid days in your future.”
Rev. Robertson said that New Yorkers who reacted in an over-the-top way to yesterday’s temblor “run the risk of moderately annoying the Heavenly Father yet again.”
Or do you think this guy is just out to stir up a little publicity so people will send him more money?
Pat Robertson is just stirring up a little publicity for himself. His rant is totally illogical and laughable. Unfortunately, there are people who actually believe that some acts of nature are divine retribution.